Behind every great woman is another great woman. They're everywhere.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2015
Embarrassment is just confident shame.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2014
Please don't ever confuse me being a complete asshole with me thinking I'm better than anyone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 20, 2014
Just broke the news to the Easter Bunny that Jesus isn't real.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2014