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Tag: Turkey

Posted on November 22, 2017November 25, 2017

Barron gets the wishbone and breaks it in half. “I wish he would die already,” he whispers. Trump walks around the corner and sees his youngest son, “Darren, when was the last time I told you about my electoral landslide?”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2017

Posted on November 20, 2017November 25, 2017

Every turkey looks like it’s on its way to the Met Gala. pic.twitter.com/wsgjVjJoKh

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2017

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