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Posted on April 10, 2018April 13, 2018

How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018

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