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Posted on August 8, 2019November 8, 2019

You can tell by how often I delete my own tweets that I’m pro-choice.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 9, 2019

Posted on September 5, 2018September 6, 2018

Does he know this isn’t Google? https://t.co/DYtDCnIrxi

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2018

Posted on May 11, 2018May 18, 2018

I miss the old days of twitter, when it was just grammar nazis instead of actual nazis.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2018

Posted on April 27, 2018May 2, 2018

Taking a break from Twitter taught me some invaluable lessons:
• No one cares if you leave
• No one cares if you come back
• This isn’t reality
• None of this matters
• It’s a toxic habit that has melted my brain like an Andes mint on the sun
• I’ll never leave again

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2018

Posted on April 14, 2018April 15, 2018

What a beautiful day to stay inside reading tweets about what a gorgeous day outside it is by people staying inside.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018

Posted on April 10, 2018April 13, 2018

How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018

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