PAUL RYAN: “This tax bill will help *kicks puppy* working class families *slits orphan’s throat* by giving them as much as $600 *pushes old lady down flight of stairs* to spend any way *tells all spoilers for THE LAST JEDI* they see fit.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2017
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