New Curriculum For Public Schools:
• How to make a budget
• Why @-ing is always a bad idea
• Cooking nutritious meals at home
• The nuances of sex and consent
• The etiquette of eating ass
• Skimming an article isn’t reading it
• Don’t put that in your mouth it’s poison— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2018
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