I firmly believe:
– Melania is a hologram
– Ivanka is made of glass
– Eric is a vampire
– Barron suffers from Benjamin Button disease and is actually Fred Trump
– Don Jr. is a bunch of anthropomorphic rocks stuffed in a body
– Tiffany is a Mossad agent that infiltrated the family— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2017
Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017
Eric Trump won't be charged with anything because he would have been sleeping in his coffin during the hours these meetings took place.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2017