Instead of "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas," I prefer to use the non-controversial, "We're all dying slowly but you look great today!"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Instead of "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas," I prefer to use the non-controversial, "We're all dying slowly but you look great today!"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016