GOP: We burned down your house
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
If you think llamas and the color of an article of clothing are the lowest we place the bar on intelligence, may I introduce you to society?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2015