What a time to be dead inside
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2017
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You need a ride."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 3, 2015
Time to turn the old bed off and go to phone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2015