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Tag: White people

Posted on September 4, 2018September 6, 2018

The amount of racists out there doesn’t surprise me anywhere near as much as the fact that so many white people are looking for any excuse they can get to set the things they own on fire.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2018

Posted on March 21, 2018March 25, 2018

"When Lee Harvey Oswald Wasn't Killing The President He Was Killing It On The Dance Floor" pic.twitter.com/4dq9vMP5Td

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 21, 2018

Posted on September 15, 2016September 17, 2016

If you need to break into a white person's house just wait until the sun is setting. You've got a 20 minute window while we pick the filter.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2016

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