I keep a thesaurus under my bed in case someone tries to break in and rob me, that way I can apprise the conventional authorities posthaste.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2015
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
I keep a thesaurus under my bed in case someone tries to break in and rob me, that way I can apprise the conventional authorities posthaste.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2015