World War Pee
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018
The government isn’t going to take your fucking guns. It’s going to take your kids, arm them, and send them to die in WWIII because our President’s daddy didn’t love him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2018
Twitter allows Nazis a safe space and let’s an unhinged President threaten nuclear war.
Facebook allows misleading news stories to come across as legitimate.
YouTube is standing by a man that made a joke out of a suicide.
What I’m saying is: only you can save us now, PornHub.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2018
FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017
*trump finishes watching SNL*
TRUMP: Nuke it
PENCE: Your wife & son live in NY
T: I'll buy new ones. Is Tiffany there?
T: Light it up
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2017