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Tag: Zoo

Posted on December 14, 2016

This Chinese "escaped tiger drill" needs to be implemented at all of our zoos yesterday pic.twitter.com/Tkav548QsY

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2016

Posted on January 4, 2014February 17, 2014

*goes to zoo*
*goes to hippo section*
*waits for security to pass by*
"Here's the stuff, boys!"
*feeds them so fucking many marbles*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2014

Posted on August 31, 2013September 6, 2013

You can take the bear out of the zoo but you can't take the zoo police on all by yourself trust me, even if you encourage the bear to help

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 31, 2013

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