This Chinese "escaped tiger drill" needs to be implemented at all of our zoos yesterday pic.twitter.com/Tkav548QsY
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2016
*goes to zoo*
*goes to hippo section*
*waits for security to pass by*
"Here's the stuff, boys!"
*feeds them so fucking many marbles*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2014
You can take the bear out of the zoo but you can't take the zoo police on all by yourself trust me, even if you encourage the bear to help
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 31, 2013