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Posted on January 22, 2013January 23, 2013

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"I'll take the melt please." – Salvador Dali at a diner

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2013

Posted on January 22, 2013February 10, 2017

I don't judge by race, gender, or beliefs. I judge you based on how quickly you're ready to place your order when you're ahead of me in line

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2013

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