"These violent delights have violent ends." pic.twitter.com/5efEXJ9pXK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2016
BABY BOOMER'S DREAM: I'll own a house with my lovely spouse & send our kids to college
MY DREAM: I hope the Earth implodes while I'm asleep
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2016
I can't handle any more fake news right now pic.twitter.com/iBxxlgW7S0
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2016
You thought you were giving the establishment the middle finger with your vote for Trump but it turns out you were actually fisting yourself
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2016
Fidel Castro died doing what he loved: slowly dying.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2016
Don't forget you can stop being thankful today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 25, 2016