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Tag: Cellphones

Posted on August 25, 2018September 6, 2018

A random woman was berating me for having the audacity to look at my cellphone while I was walking down the sidewalk. She yelled, “THE CELLPHONE ISN’T THE WORLD!” three times before she hit her face walking into a tree because she wasn’t paying attention. God is real.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2018

Posted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016

Depression is when your soul goes on airplane mode.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2016

Posted on November 15, 2015November 17, 2015

*stares at cellphone almost all-day, every day*
"Well, time to watch that fictional show about zombies."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2015

Posted on March 12, 2014March 19, 2014

Cellphones are teddy bears for adults.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2014

Posted on June 6, 2013June 19, 2013

I would only be worried if the NSA was recording the conversations I pretend to have on my cellphone to avoid talking to actual people.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 6, 2013

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