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Tag: Death

Posted on May 23, 2018May 24, 2018

What a time to be dead inside.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2018

Posted on April 1, 2018April 7, 2018

Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018

Posted on October 14, 2017October 15, 2017

If you die in a Hot Topic they make you the manager for a year.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2017

Posted on July 30, 2017September 9, 2017

"Everyone dies alone you just wasted so much money." – my wedding speech

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2017

Posted on May 18, 2017May 20, 2017

Roger Ailes is survived by his grandson, The Alt-Right.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 18, 2017

Posted on April 12, 2017May 2, 2017

My beach body hasn't washed up yet.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2017

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