I hope I pass away in my sleep so people can say I died doing what I loved.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016
DEATH: "Your time has come."
ME: *continues to pretend to be asleep*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2015
Is death dead? We ask five of America's hottest morticians if dying is a trend that's here to stay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2015
How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2014
If Einstein was so "smart" then why did he die?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 24, 2013