"Do you accept God into your life? As your one true savior?"
"Yes."
(Kanye Proposing)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013
GOD: "Did I ever tell you about the time I made it rain microwave ovens?"
JESUS: "No way!"
GOD: "… I wish we were real."
JESUS: "Me too."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2013
If God made us all in his image why don't I look like Kanye?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2013
"It's a show about nothing." – God explaining life
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2013