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Tag: Guns

Posted on March 8, 2019March 11, 2019

Please tell me AOC used to own a gun https://t.co/0X7FeXqDeX

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 8, 2019

Posted on July 3, 2018July 8, 2018

Who’s excited for a new Civil War:
• Adults who play militia on weekends instead of using their allocated time for supervised child visits
• Gun industry
• People who think Jesus is racist
• Racists
• Racists in the gun industry who think Jesus is racist
• Ken Burns

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 3, 2018

Posted on June 29, 2018July 8, 2018

Not only am I gonna take all your fucking guns, I'm gonna make MIA go back and re-record "Paper Planes" with all the gunshots replaced with kazoos.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2018

Posted on May 18, 2018May 24, 2018

Visual representation of Republicans' actions on gun reform pic.twitter.com/oJVPVNKIOK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 18, 2018

Posted on May 5, 2018May 9, 2018

1986: You gotta fight! For your right! TO PARTYYYYY!
2018: You gotta fight! For your right! To not get shot to death in school and hold elected officials responsible for their role in allowing this to continually HAPPENNNNN!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2018

Posted on May 2, 2018May 3, 2018

Well, now we finally know who Trump is going to shoot in the face on 5th Avenue.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018

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