The government isn’t going to take your fucking guns. It’s going to take your kids, arm them, and send them to die in WWIII because our President’s daddy didn’t love him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2018
I'm gonna come and take all your guns, tear down all Confederate statues, then melt the guns down and use the metal to replace them with statues of the Golden Girls and you can't fucking stop me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2018
“Tide Pods are now locked up. You’ll need to show proof of ownership of a washing machine and undergo a background check to buy any. Our #1 priority is the safety of our citizens. Also: here’s a free gun. The serial number is scratched off and it’s preloaded with ammo.” – America
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2018
GOP PRIORITIES:
• Elect a child molester to the Senate
• Protect Rapist-Racist President
• Pass tax cuts for billionaires
• Destroy Social Security and Medicaid
• Legalize hunting the poor for sport
• Allow guns to become citizens
• Pass “Drown Orphans In Nearest Well” law— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017
I'm numb from today's gun violence now if you'll excuse me I have to write a healthcare bill in secret to kill the poors in my neighborhood
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 14, 2017
I'm going to Texas for the first time. I don't know what to do first: eat BBQ, shoot some guns, or just dive straight into the death penalty
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2017