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Tag: Heart attack

Posted on October 15, 2019November 8, 2019

Bernie had a heart attack because he’s legitimately outraged at our broken system. Any other candidate that hasn’t at least had a stroke clearly doesn’t give a shit about you or me.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2019

Posted on August 24, 2014August 27, 2014

Michael Cera dies of a heart attack after a librarian shushes him

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014

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