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Tag: Kellyanne Conway

Posted on March 13, 2017March 18, 2017

Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017

Posted on February 27, 2017February 28, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2017

Posted on February 15, 2017February 16, 2017

KELLYANNE CONWAY REPLACEMENTS:
• Egg avatar
• Compass that points in wrong direction
• Eye of Sauron
• Slenderman
• Congenial burning cross

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 15, 2017

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