It’s your constitutional right to die in a McDonald’s.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2019
I'm no expert but if I were the Hamburglar I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be the crime I intend on committing combined with the one thing I plan to burgle.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2018