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Tag: McDonald’s

Posted on August 17, 2019November 8, 2019

It’s your constitutional right to die in a McDonald’s.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2019

Posted on June 22, 2018June 24, 2018

I'm no expert but if I were the Hamburglar I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be the crime I intend on committing combined with the one thing I plan to burgle.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2018

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