I will honestly be disappointed if every time they cut to Jordan Peele tonight he's not slowly and methodically stirring a cup of tea with a spoon while staring directly at the cameras.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2018
I haven't seen "La La Land" but I have seen a white couple argue about how many iPhones their son should have so I think I'm good.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2017
*camera cuts to keith urban eating chicken wings out of nicole kidman's purse*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2015
"Who made your dress?" "Asian kids probably." #Oscars
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2013