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Tag: Oscars

Posted on January 5, 2019March 11, 2019

The only person who should be hosting the Oscars is Terry Crews. Why there’s even a discussion about this topic really scrums my craw.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2019

Posted on March 4, 2018March 12, 2018

I will honestly be disappointed if every time they cut to Jordan Peele tonight he's not slowly and methodically stirring a cup of tea with a spoon while staring directly at the cameras.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2018

Posted on February 26, 2017February 28, 2017

I haven't seen "La La Land" but I have seen a white couple argue about how many iPhones their son should have so I think I'm good.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2017

Posted on February 22, 2015February 28, 2015

*camera cuts to keith urban eating chicken wings out of nicole kidman's purse*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2015

Posted on February 25, 2013

"Who made your dress?" "Asian kids probably." #Oscars

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2013

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