I've got money for daysssssss!!!! Six to be exact. Eight if I'm willing to eat dirt.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2014
My grandma passed and I still can't believe it. I guess I should just be happy she got her GED.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2014
1 out 5 dentists agree: Being a rebel is the shit
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2014
If Arcade Fire ever break up, 1/5th of Canada's population will be unemployed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2014
Making plans for Valentine's Day. Where's the most romantic place to set yourself on fire?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2014
"You complete me." – Surveys
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2014