Our eyes locked when we were both trying to avoid eye contact with everyone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2014
*batman voice*
Yes I tried unplugging it— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2014
With enough anxiety you can change any room into an emergency room
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2014
"Instagram it then take me to the hospital. I'm losing blood so choose a filter on the way."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2014
Hello God. Hello Margaret. It's me Satan, I've got you both on speaker…
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 25, 2014
*gets down on one knee*
Will you be it's complicated with me?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2014