*gets down on one knee*
"Will you?"
*texts her ring emoji*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2014
Before asking someone else on a date ask yourself, "Would I date me?" If the answer is "yes", ask yourself out and hope for the best.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2014
"USE LARGE STICK TO TURN PAGES OF BOOKS YOU FIND ON THE GROUND" pic.twitter.com/dQlHJbVks9
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2014
I'm going as a slutty Life Alert bracelet for Halloween
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2014
He Died Doing What He Loved: Practicing karate blindfolded on a cliff
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 7, 2014
You're more likely to die of embarrassment than Ebola. Calm down.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 4, 2014