To make a new Old Spice name, mix a description of nature with a violent action
Examples:
Arctic Thrust
Breeze Assailant
Forest Chokehold— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 7, 2015
Make a band name by combining your biggest fear and the thing you love the most, mine is COMMITMENT CLOWNS.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2015
"It's a drug where you talk about nothing!" – Seinfeld pitching cocaine
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2015
I put my pants on like anyone else: at 4am while I'm wearing my night vision goggles.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2015
I think Bernie Sanders would be an amazing President. I also think that he always walks around with packets of mustard, just in case.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2015
If I ever run for office my platform will be, "Dogs everywhere always."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2015