I only throw cucumber water balloons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 22, 2015
PACKING: An Essay
Here’s a short essay I wrote about pondering when I’ll cross paths with my Soulmate instead of packing for a trip I have tomorrow. Click on the link here if you want to read it.
TAXI DRIVER: Where are you going?
ME: I've been asking myself that my whole life
TAXI DRIVER: (long pause) I don't go to Brooklyn— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2015
Female viagra?!? What's next? Cars for women? Food for women? Clothing and shelter for women? Where does it end?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2015
Behind every great woman is another great woman. They're everywhere.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2015
*parks pathfinder in front of group of teens*
"Pretty sweet ride, right kids? But here's the real Pathfinder."
*pops trunk*
*removes bibles*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2015