I don't cry in the shower. I cry with the shower.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2015
This is a fantastic video I helped write featuring Livia Scott. (Via Internet Action Force)
"Medusa, NO!"
*medusa takes selfie*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2015
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I'm going to describe the picture." pic.twitter.com/vWE97ENRir— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2015
Damn girl, did you know you have mass and occupy space? 'Cuz you matter to me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2015
"It's like Jenga but with money and feelings instead of pieces of wood" – me explaining life to a kid and also myself
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2015