Slutty Halloween costumes? In this economy?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2015
I try and write at least a page a day in my diary but sometimes I don't have enough blood.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 30, 2015
*job interview*
"So, tell me just a little about you."
"I'm applying for a job."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2015
Maybe she was born with it, maybe they weaponized her and that’s why she has a tank for an arm.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2015
*uses donut frosting as war paint*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 21, 2015
How long am I legally allowed to scream at nothing?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 21, 2015