Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Very good boy
– Dog Santa's List— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2015
Don't be fooled, tonight. If you're visited by the ghost of future you, it's really your Looper. Kill them and reclaim what's yours.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2015
This is a threat not a promise pic.twitter.com/1QrLxa4i9M
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2015
Barack Obama's full name is Barack Hussein In The Membrane Obama.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2015
CONTAIN YOUR FUCKING EMOTIONS pic.twitter.com/yH4dReNQyV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2015
The 50 funniest Twitter accounts of 2015: https://t.co/u8fuaQZYrH
— Matt Shirley (@mattsurely) December 21, 2015
Playboy.com named my account as one of the top 50 Twitter Accounts of 2015.