Fake it till you make it! Then, once you've achieved a modicum of success, spend every waking moment questioning who the real you is.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2015
Are nerds the bullies in high schools yet? They know the world is going to be theirs. "Give me your lunch money or I won't fix your website"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2015
Boba Fett's real name is Roberta Fettuccine.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2015
when ur kid rock but no ur not pic.twitter.com/TtBkGl7v21
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2015
when u know u got them the perfect secret santa gift pic.twitter.com/arg8qKKePX
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015
Whenever I see someone with a flip-phone it's fun to try & figure out if they're a drug dealer, time traveler, or time-traveling drug dealer
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015