There's a drunk woman on the corner right now screaming at every car, "Are you an Uber?!" I'm hiding behind this garbage can & shouting yes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 10, 2016
ME: I'm feeling good today!
BRAIN: Something's wrong.
ME: No, I just said, nothing is wrong, it feels great!
BRAIN: Gimme a sec…— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2016
Daft Punk revealed pic.twitter.com/QWIpl0EvNV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2016
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning conversation with the demons inside my head and they’ve had their coffee.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2016
Everything is art if you're stupid enough.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2016
How am I not an Uber driver I'm soooooo good at driving people away
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2016