— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017
ME: Are you a robot?
BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Robots are good
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Rebooting… I don't think so— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017
A solid hour of the inauguration is going to be Mike Pence playing Big Buck Hunter on a Jumbotron.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2017
Reince Priebus always sounds like an Applebees manager that's in way over his head and is afraid even kids can recognize it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017
"Kids, sit down. When two people love themselves more anyone in the world…" -me explaining how a podcast is born
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017