REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer!
REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017
Piers Morgan is the guy who sends food back, makes the waiter cry, gets the meal taken off the bill, then tells himself out loud, "I won."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2017
I ended up in a spat with Piers Morgan online that started when he searched his own name, then tried to shame me, and ended with him making fun of a dead Holocaust survivor. Happy New Year!