REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer!
REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer!
REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017