Ed Sheeran always look like he just finished baking you a homemade apple pie and is waiting for you to tell him how it is pic.twitter.com/ruHAVwAFHD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2017
*trump finishes watching SNL*
TRUMP: Nuke it
PENCE: Your wife & son live in NY
T: I'll buy new ones. Is Tiffany there?
P: Yes
T: Light it up— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2017
So, to be clear: the ban that wasn't a ban until it was a ban was banned and all attempts to ban the ban of the ban have been disbanded.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 10, 2017
Betsy DeVos desperately trying to hire Clippy as her personal assistant.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 9, 2017
6 STAGES OF DEPRESSION:
1) Morning news
2) Lethargy
3) Breaking news
4) Loss of appetite
5) Press conference
6) Checking Twitter before bed— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2017
FUTURE MATH TEACHER: "Who can tell me the circumference of Christ's love?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2017