"Here's the idea."
"Ok."
"It's EXACTLY like a Sharknado, except this time.."
"Yes?"
"It's a Squidblizzard."
*gets check for $20 million*— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2013

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
"Here's the idea."
"Ok."
"It's EXACTLY like a Sharknado, except this time.."
"Yes?"
"It's a Squidblizzard."
*gets check for $20 million*— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2013