Joseph Ratzinger is really starting to regret getting those 'POPE 4EVA' knuckle tattoos right about now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2013
This joke was featured on Mashable.com’s ’20 Hilarious Tweet About the Pope’.
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Joseph Ratzinger is really starting to regret getting those 'POPE 4EVA' knuckle tattoos right about now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2013
This joke was featured on Mashable.com’s ’20 Hilarious Tweet About the Pope’.
At the beginning of January of this year I was approached to help co-run Hollywood.com’s Twitter feed (@Hollywood_com). I did it for a week as a test run and I had a blast and my bosses seemed very satisfied. Ever since then, I’ve been co-managing the account. Basically, I put up links to the stories and try to phrase them cleverly but I also write every single joke you see on there. I wasn’t sure if it was going to work out but it’s the most fun I’ve ever had at a real job.
So, if you like to keep up with the latest in Hollywood news, celebrities, and upcoming movies, I recommend you follow @hollywood_com. They just launched a newly, redesigned website yesterday too so it’s really, really nice. If it’s not your cup of tea, I understand and that’s cool too.
I didn’t do this because my bosses asked me to. I did this because I’m proud of the work I’ve put in and I truly have a blast working with everyone there.
#FF: @Hollywood_com
FEEL FREE TO TELL THEM I SENT YA!!!!
The first concert I ever went to was Weird Al and I actually got to meet him (I was nine years old, I think). This is something I will treasure forever. SPATULA CITY FOR LIFE. #DaretoBeStupidandWeird
"Forget to hate yourself today ladies? We've got you covered!" – Women's Magazines
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2013
For someone who isn't a monkey, Donald Trump sure hurls a lot of his own shit.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2013
You can't get mad at me for feeding your kid cheese if they have a rattail.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2013