SECURE JOBS FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS:
• Therapist
• Bartender
• Door-to-door hand grenade salesperson
• Inventor of new cusses
• Bounty Hunter— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2016
The headline that healed a nation…. pic.twitter.com/1x5NFgYf20
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 10, 2016
I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016
You do know the entire world is staring at us like we're standing completely naked on a diving board above a pool filled with swords, right?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2016
It's daylight savings tomorrow so don't forget to remember that time is a construct implemented by humanity to try to make sense of nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2016
Finally, the convenience of a food truck IN a restaurant pic.twitter.com/YT02JeQURS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 4, 2016