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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on May 24, 2019August 8, 2019

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN: The Sitcom pic.twitter.com/jdACWqHLkP

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 24, 2019

Posted on May 19, 2019August 8, 2019

This is Charlie: he loves treats, sleeps, and beating the heats! He’s also an active recruiter for ISIS pic.twitter.com/YjLVGIiGgE

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2019

Posted on May 17, 2019August 8, 2019

A really fun prank is to enjoy the fuck out of your life.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2019

Posted on May 15, 2019August 8, 2019

Never not thinking about this tweet and what in the sweet fuck happened at 9:23pm pic.twitter.com/LvHuVeygvj

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 15, 2019

Posted on May 15, 2019August 8, 2019

Well, well, well. If it isn’t my old friend, Least Desirable Outcome Possible.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 15, 2019

Posted on May 10, 2019August 8, 2019

If you actually gave a shit about unborn babies you would be screaming until your lungs collapsed about stopping global warming instead of trying to convince me that a picture of congealed lava lamp is a person.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2019

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