Cate Blanchett with Cate Blanchett starring as Cate Blanchett in "Cate Blanchett" with performances by Cate Blanchett and Cate Blanchett.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016
Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016
Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2016
*inside pillow fort*
WERNER HERZOG: "Once again I have lost sight of humanity as I sit here encumbered by a prison of my own making."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/711742308098699264
"We finish each other's s-"
"-axophone solos."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2016