3 stars (my review of Orion's Belt)
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2015
BRAIN: Everyone should be nicer to each other!
*one person doesn’t say thank you after I hold the door open for them*
BRAIN: LET IT ALL BURN— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 20, 2015
Being an adult feels like you've been tasked to vacuum up every last bit of sand from a beach.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 20, 2015
Women, in honor of International Men's day tomorrow, tell every man you see to smile more and take 30% of the money he has on him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2015
A Funny Thing Happened When I Was Typing My Suicide Note
This essay was one of Medium’s “Top 100” essays of 2015.
Your first day in prison, you go up to the biggest guy there and you start a 'zine. You'll be respected and have an outlet for your poetry.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 18, 2015