If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2015
"This is why we can't have nice Kings." – Game of Thrones
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 13, 2015
Pretty baller move of Hillary to announce completely in Dothraki
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2015
A group of STDs is called a Coachella.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2015
"IS EVERYBODY HYDRATED? ANYONE NEED A SNACK?" – Me at an orgy
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2015