Is death dead? We ask five of America's hottest morticians if dying is a trend that's here to stay.
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GRANDMA! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/5X2WNChYvD
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Being an adult is having the confidence to know that you have no idea what you're doing and doing it anyway.
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"Who's a great boy?" – Motivational speaker for dogs
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*dumps cooler of gatorade on new calendar*
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