Is that a YELP review you're writing or are you just unhappy to be anywhere?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2015
Add googly eyes to a vending machine. You just made a piñata.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2015
PUSH BUTTON TO ACTIVATE MOUTH WIFI pic.twitter.com/TIQ0HaTTQM
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2015
don't even begin to imagine how much spaghetti we could fit on the moon
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2015
New Girl Scout Cookies! pic.twitter.com/bO6PXNoGaI
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2015
"It sure is white today."
"All the snow is so pretty!"
"I meant the Republicans taking control of the House and the Senate."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2015