"I like your mini snorkel."
"That's my inhaler."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2014
20s: I got my whole life ahead of me!
30s: What the dick happened where is time going
40s: FUCK
50s: Fuck it
60s: Neat my skin's translucent— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 22, 2014
Please don't ever confuse me being a complete asshole with me thinking I'm better than anyone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 20, 2014
Seven years I've lived here and I just now find out that the "C" in N.Y.C. doesn't stand for Chicago
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 18, 2014
MANIFESTO! One Year Anniversary Extravaganza
I’ve been performing at the same bar every Tuesday since last November at a show called MANIFESTO! On October 26th, they’re having a blow-out show to celebrate their one year anniversary at Littlefield and I have the privilege of perfoming alongside some of the funniest people around today. Buy advance tickets HERE. It’s going to be a ridiculously good time and you don’t want to miss that do you?
Guy Fieri looks like Applebee's decided to make a superhero then quit before they started
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2014